The Earthly Incarnation of the Devil May Surprise You

May I introduce you to Mylie Cyrus aka Hannah Montana.

I was first introduced to Mylie at a Walmart in Westminster, Colorado. Well, it wasn't Mylie - it was a life-sized poster of Mylie. From what I understand, Mylie is a well known actor, musician, slut, and role model for young girls throughout the United States. But what 99.99% of the U.S. and world-wide Hannah Montana fanbase does not know - is that Mylie Cyrus is the incarnation of the Devil/Satan/Shatan.

Although I think she is making strides towards redemption. At least in my mind.

I have included the below video for those of you in NAMBLA/NAMGLA, etc. And everyone else.

But Mylie is not alone in her battle to take over this Earth. She has a cohort of demon warriors.

YUK!

This blog began with my fear over Mylie Cyrus and her cohorts taking over the world and morphing it into their own twisted image of heaven. But far worse than Hannah Montana, Mylie Cyrus, or Desperate Housewives is Ashley Chemerinsky. Her hobbies include watching TV and eating Twinkies and deep-fried chicken wings by the handful. You may have seen Ashley in "What Did I Do Last Night II: We Shouldn't Even Show This On Video." Also in "Where Did My Wristwatch Go IV: Yeah, It's The Silver One."

Does she even know that the statements on her website are derogatory descriptions of herself, Jews, Americans and humans in general?

"I plan to use the Jewish Studies minor to teach in a religious school down in Florida. I have a little bit of background knowledge in Jewish Studies already because I am very proud to say I am Jewish. Like my dad says I am his Jewish American Princess. With that in mind, I am obsessed with the brand Chanel!"

"When I am not at work I love to go shopping. I have a little problem buying shoes and purses. The even bigger problem is I like to buy the expensive shoes and purses. I also have a weakness for jewelry as well."

"I want to take a trip to Israel and see what life is like over there. I think that trip is going to be put on hold due to the fighting and it is a little too unsafe for me to go visit."

"My next hobby is watching TV and relaxing with my family. I have a huge list of favorite TV shows."

Ashley Chemerinsky

YUK! GROSS!

Ashley will be teaching secondary education for our children. From this point onward, I am protesting secondary education. And Jewish American Princesses. And henceforth the state of New Jersey and Long Island. And Purdue University. Shame on you Purdue University...

The conclusion of this post is that the Devil is not an actual being. It is a production of our own faults in this life. It is the result of our inability to learn from past mistakes and our inflexibility in terms of loving and respecting ourselves and our fellow brothers and sisters. Of course that was my opinion before I found Ashley. Ashley IS THE DEVIL INCARNATE. We must do all in our power to make sure that she does not carry through with her diabolical plans, and that she in no way wahtsoever produces fat little Satanic offspring.

I think I speak for all of us when I say - Go Fuck Yourself Ashley Chemerinsky!